Now when I woke up half clad, I switched on my laptop. The gtalk signed itself in by itself. By the time I came back after brushing my teeth ,I could see a dozen wasteful people online . And the strange messages they’ve put didn’t tell me how intelligent they were But only showed how lame one cud get.
All these messages have been taken from my gtalk list on Sunday Morning 20th July. This is not meant to offend anyone. If it does , I ain’t sorry Go Fuck yourself .
Lets start with guy 1 : “Apna Khayal Rakhna …… “
Seriously what bullshit is that . If you seriously want to say that to some1 why don’t yu mail him/her or send an IM. Is it that you want to show to the world tht yu care a hell lot ‘bout some1. If yu do why the fuck are you telling the world about it.
Guy 2 : “Back in the summer of 69 .Yeah Those were the best days of my life. “
Let me tell yu asshole what happened in the summer of 69 . You mum was being poled by a guy at woodstock when Hendrix was playing . That’s how you were born . A home video was made and Bryan Adams watched it and came up with this moronic song.Please tell me if I can sue Bryan Adams for making such an idiotic song and making it so popular in India that every wannabe puts up such a message and I have to watch it in my list.
Guy 3 : “@ hostel “
Same guy after an hour puts up “@friend’s place” Next day “@ lab” . Now who wants to know his GPS position every hour . Why not put up something like @Room….Varanasi ,India 280 East 250 North. At least the coordinates won’t change when he moves from lab to hostel.
Guy 4 : “ A friend in need is a friend in deed “
Please for god’s sake . We have been studying Moral Science since ages and have heard that a zillion times .Why not put up some thing like “Jack n Jill went up the hill”.
Girl 5 : “I love my mom’s food “
Go baby eat it if its that good , why the hell are yu telling us .Should I put up a list “I like 1.Mom’s Food 2.Dad’Car 3 .Sister’s Guitar and My friend’s Girl friend “
Guy 6 : “ 3/4 Engineer “
Seriously I could never get this kind of denotion .
Guy7: “ Please DND Very Busy “
Before writing this I had to google what DND is ….. I found out its Do Not Disturb . Now which asshole is busy on a Sunday morning. I know the guy is in India So he can’t be in office . And if he is that busy why cant he just write Busy .Though this mssg is nt that lame . I am in a mood to pawn everyone .So be it.
Girl 8 : “eeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
I think her keyboard’s stuck . The “e” key is pressed perennially and is begging to be repaired .Lolz ,lolz , lolz
Three ‘lolz’ shd be enuff I don’t wanna get killed.
Guy 9 : “Avoid Rape , Say yes “
Now that’s some food for thought . And says a lot ‘bout the “pervy” tendencies of the guy .
Guy 10 : “He is listening to PAPPU song ….”
That’s fyn. Even I can’t dance saala .
Guy 11 : “Missing you”
What are you missing man ? A dildo ? lolz
Guy 12 : “ I am the devil “
Okay I am Mahatma Gandhi !!!! Does that make a difference .
If you were online at the above mentioned time and your message couldn’t make to this list , then it may not have been so lame . Don’t worry keep trying the day yu write something lame I’ll append my list.
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11 comments:
some more food for thought:-
a)Computer Club, C.C.A. Wing, IT-Gymkhana launches its website. http://10.8.41.200:8080 ... Manthan-I on August 1...Registrations open.. Keep visiting..
Dude,is dis meant 2 be some sort of a GK enhancer.Y waste such a wonderful platform provided by Sergy n Larry for a crap like dis..
b)Pranay ......i m cumin blr.....
For the last 1 year or so this guy has been tellin d whole of bengaluru that he is CUMING..Now when xactly he cums remains 2 be seen...
c)@B#!S#EK.G0L#@N! .....ItS TiMe 2... LoVe Me..
No asshole...i have better interests than loving u...my time has never been bad enuf to make me love a guy
d)I was born intelligent-education ruined me
Alas! bro..u wern't born intelligent..had u been intelligent enuf u wudn't have taken up education...
Remember the adage??? "Being intelligent is all about opting for the right thing at the right time"
M"y"thun "even=lucky nD odd=unluk"y
i jst want 2 knw who i m???
can somebody pls tell me how do I pronounce "M"y"thun" ..Is it "mithun" as in the famous "mithunda" the 60's rock star of INDIAN CINEMA..is it MAITHUN..Hindi equivalent of MASTURBATION?...wtf is it???
Wats wid dis EVEN=LUCKY n ODD-UNLUCKY...is dis an assignment operator or is dis a LOGICAL operator..the question mark suggests that it is the latter...
Dude u need 2 enhance ur C skills big time...The logical operator is "==" and not "="
It also reminds me of those baffling PROBABILITY questions encountered during JEE preparation
As for as knowing oneself is concerned...GO n MEDITATE on the himalayas..thats the right place
omg shivam , have you been smoking too much "c c++" ?
Man yu are much better off smoking fags n grass
DO SOMETHING!!!! avoid striving 4 perfection.
Now dis guy does mean some sense except that it shud be written on a piece of paper and stuck in front of his study table...neways at end of d day its his call...
I couldnt have agreed more with you . such dolts shoul be like killed ! and people send msgs like " hey wassup dude" all the time . !!
waise u know abt a thing called "block" on gtalk ??
@ tring to be
Blocking seems rude coz the guy will know anyhow
"'sup dude"
He he funny
Okay how does 1 reply to tht .
There ai'nt many options .The reply 99% of the time is "NUTTHIN MUCH "
delightful!
I know this isn't an appropiate adjective, but you have done something that I have wanted to do for long: slamming some really stupid status messages, and equally(if not more) stupid people who write them.
I have a friend whose status message says :" the saddest thing in life is to love someone who used to love you"
what a fucking fool is he! Some sane bloke should tell him its not the saddest thing , its the most foolish thing.The girl wants to move on . But the idiot behaves as if he can't live without her! ha! All he must have craved for must have been her buxom body. If he really had loved her he wouldn't make such a hue and cry. He wud just let her go, coz dat's what makes her happy.
Anyways great going dude! U will have a regular reader in me.
Waiting for ur next post,
sudipta
y hate status msgs so much?...i enjoyed the blog(esp summer of 69), but in comments some arguments against stupid status msgs are far more stupid than the msgs. Dont criticize for the sake of it...what will a person trying to start a conversation ask except "wassup" and btw how can a person who comments using name "i'll try to be truthful" hate stupid status msgs???
Oh My God ! I will have second thoughts about putting status messages from now on. Thankfully , I am not in the list yet.:)
But looks to me both you and shivam are taking too much shelter on Vodka and pink flyod.
But I liked some of your status messages.
"There are things known, and there are things unknown, And in between are the Doors"
"Beauty x Brains x Availability = constant"
good to know that soemone cares about rudeness , wheras nowadays it seems to be the in thing! & wassup ka mera personal ans hai " isnt that the commenst ques nwdays?? kuch naya puch"
ps - i didnt say i'm not rude
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