Now when I woke up half clad, I switched on my laptop. The gtalk signed itself in by itself. By the time I came back after brushing my teeth ,I could see a dozen wasteful people online . And the strange messages they’ve put didn’t tell me how intelligent they were But only showed how lame one cud get.
All these messages have been taken from my gtalk list on Sunday Morning 20th July. This is not meant to offend anyone. If it does , I ain’t sorry Go Fuck yourself .
Lets start with guy 1 : “Apna Khayal Rakhna …… “
Seriously what bullshit is that . If you seriously want to say that to some1 why don’t yu mail him/her or send an IM. Is it that you want to show to the world tht yu care a hell lot ‘bout some1. If yu do why the fuck are you telling the world about it.
Guy 2 : “Back in the summer of 69 .Yeah Those were the best days of my life. “
Let me tell yu asshole what happened in the summer of 69 . You mum was being poled by a guy at woodstock when Hendrix was playing . That’s how you were born . A home video was made and Bryan Adams watched it and came up with this moronic song.Please tell me if I can sue Bryan Adams for making such an idiotic song and making it so popular in India that every wannabe puts up such a message and I have to watch it in my list.
Guy 3 : “@ hostel “
Same guy after an hour puts up “@friend’s place” Next day “@ lab” . Now who wants to know his GPS position every hour . Why not put up something like @Room….Varanasi ,India 280 East 250 North. At least the coordinates won’t change when he moves from lab to hostel.
Guy 4 : “ A friend in need is a friend in deed “
Please for god’s sake . We have been studying Moral Science since ages and have heard that a zillion times .Why not put up some thing like “Jack n Jill went up the hill”.
Girl 5 : “I love my mom’s food “
Go baby eat it if its that good , why the hell are yu telling us .Should I put up a list “I like 1.Mom’s Food 2.Dad’Car 3 .Sister’s Guitar and My friend’s Girl friend “
Guy 6 : “ 3/4 Engineer “
Seriously I could never get this kind of denotion .
Guy7: “ Please DND Very Busy “
Before writing this I had to google what DND is ….. I found out its Do Not Disturb . Now which asshole is busy on a Sunday morning. I know the guy is in India So he can’t be in office . And if he is that busy why cant he just write Busy .Though this mssg is nt that lame . I am in a mood to pawn everyone .So be it.
Girl 8 : “eeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
I think her keyboard’s stuck . The “e” key is pressed perennially and is begging to be repaired .Lolz ,lolz , lolz
Three ‘lolz’ shd be enuff I don’t wanna get killed.
Guy 9 : “Avoid Rape , Say yes “
Now that’s some food for thought . And says a lot ‘bout the “pervy” tendencies of the guy .
Guy 10 : “He is listening to PAPPU song ….”
That’s fyn. Even I can’t dance saala .
Guy 11 : “Missing you”
What are you missing man ? A dildo ? lolz
Guy 12 : “ I am the devil “
Okay I am Mahatma Gandhi !!!! Does that make a difference .
If you were online at the above mentioned time and your message couldn’t make to this list , then it may not have been so lame . Don’t worry keep trying the day yu write something lame I’ll append my list.
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